Little umbrellas for feet
Stronger than plastic wrap
Tougher than burlap.
Made for the kitchen, no good for sitting
Run a mile round and round,
In the cooler, climb up, then down.
Spray them with Armor All
Protects like a coverall
More lustrous than a Cadillac
Or truffle duck fat fries
For a Scooby snack.
Skechers, clogs, Birkenstocks
find a shoe that fits your price
Rubber molds for your feet
Cushioned insoles to absorb the heat
A pit bull’s grip – they never slip
Like a feather in Hercules’ grip.
We love these shoes, but cannot lie:
A barefoot chef is happiest.